Speed Limits!!!

(Click on the image to see the actual ticket!)

Anyone who has ever been with me in my car has asked me "How many points do you have on your driving history or Have many times have you been caught by cops?". I always used to smile and say "touchwood". But "touchwood" effect didn't lasted for long! After just 6 months of rash driving I got a overspeeding ticket :-(. I was just going on 41mph in 25mph zone.... WTF!!! Do you call it overspeeding??? I can run faster than 25mph!

Now poor me would get 4 points and has to pay $105 of fine. Only god know how much my insurance is gonna rise. These insurance companies are real bastards! I know they are going to screw me!!! :-(( Yeah am screwed!

Now I keep an eye on the speed limits and my odometer/speedometer/wotever meter. Shit man! Driving slow is boring! I was the kinds who loves driving and that too driving at high speeds with Moojik blowing out at full volume. My poor old Honda Accord has touched 110mph and now it doesn't goes beyond 60mph. Shit man!!! Driving on 25mph I feel like am crawling like a helpless insect on the road! Slow driving Sucks!!!

I beleive world should be a free place with no limits including speed limits!!! ;-)

Again calling for Jehad this time against speed limits! Allah-hu-akbar!

Pollen Pollen in the Little Flower!

Pollen Pollen in the Little Flower,
How I wonder what you are?
Up above the trees so high,
Like a nuisance in my life.
Pollen Pollen in the Little Flower,
How I wonder what you are?


:-( Last 4 weeks has been hell for me... these tiny little f**king pollens have beaten me blue n black! Coughing, sneezing, red n watery eyes, irriation in nose :-(!!!

I HATE YOU POLLENS!!! Now even thinking about you makes me sick!

Calling for JEHAD against Pollen! Allah-hu-akbar!

Debate on Reservations!

ET has opened a debate on "Is Premji right to go against job quotas in Wipro?

As expected most of the posts agree with him...
here is someone who put his point in a v diff way... :))
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I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that.

Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century. We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.

Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters. There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country.. ). Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers>and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..).

Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward...Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of being an INDIAN... May the good breed of politicans like ARJUN SINGH long live...

So, what do you think,?

P.S. : Got this as a forward and thought it to be worth putting in the blog!